The Official "Say Anything" Thread

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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the_Journeyman

Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Statler

Quote from: Court-Jester on December 17, 2008, 10:15:48 AM

UMHhpf Runnpghh Mumpph pummphedd...

(I just got a wisdom tooth pulled, fun!)

good tequila numbs all.

wonder drug.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Buckethead

Shouldn't you be too drugged up to see the keyboard at this point Jester?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

TiAvenger

Quote from: Obsessed? on December 17, 2008, 10:57:37 AM
Shouldn't you be too drugged up to see the keyboard at this point Jester?

I'm supposed to get drugs?  Man my dentist ripped me off!

Buckethead

Shit yeah he did!

I'd be looking for a lawyer if I was you.

Oh, hey there Statler!
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Statler

Quote from: Obsessed? on December 17, 2008, 11:17:43 AM
Shit yeah he did!

I'd be looking for a lawyer if I was you.

Oh, hey there Statler!

<hides Jester's drugs in coat pocket>

Hey fellas. 
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Buckethead

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

TiAvenger

Quote from: Obsessed? on December 17, 2008, 11:17:43 AM
Shit yeah he did!

I'd be looking for a lawyer if I was you.

Oh, hey there Statler!

Rofl,  naw, he just Novocained the shit outta me, I was supposed to be a simple extraction, as it had already come in.  

Unfortunately there was a small hook that the xray missed, he had to break it in half and wrench for half an hour.

Buckethead

I was lucky enough to be completely unconscious when I had mine out. All four at once, the day before classes started junior year of high school.

I kept the teeth in a film canister under my pillow for about a week. Then one morning at breakfast I complained that the tooth fairy was slacking.

My dad looked across the table at me and, in a really low, serious voice said "The tooth fairy paid for your anesthesia."

"Oh... Ok. Well, tell him I said thanks."
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

the_Journeyman

Hahah  nice one Obsessed!  I had the same procedure.  Bit the nurse in an unconscious raving while still half under and when she tried to re-pack the gauze I spit out ~

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

TiAvenger

Quote from: Obsessed? on December 17, 2008, 11:27:01 AM
I was lucky enough to be completely unconscious when I had mine out. All four at once, the day before classes started junior year of high school.

I kept the teeth in a film canister under my pillow for about a week. Then one morning at breakfast I complained that the tooth fairy was slacking.

My dad looked across the table at me and, in a really low, serious voice said "The tooth fairy paid for your anesthesia."

"Oh... Ok. Well, tell him I said thanks."

I can see why people demand being unconscious, the sound of crunching tooth traveling up your jaw is a bit discomforting.


I actally have to go fill a vicoden and Amoxicillin prescription, I just didnt have time on the way back to the office.  

TiAvenger

What really kills me is no coffee, and no food. If I had know I was going to have it pulled, I would have ate more.  [laugh]

Fresh Pants

NINGNINGNINGNINGNING!

I just finished one of my licensing exams! Whee!

Two more this month.  [puke]

No coffee? Ouch. Drugs?
I had antibiotics when I had my teeth pulled. It made me barf (with a mouthful of gauze too), so I quit taking them.
Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

Buckethead

Congrats, Pants!  [beer]

Yeah, I definitely prefer general anesthesia.

With novacaine I'm just more likely to do stupid stuff while I still can't feel. Oh, and drool.

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."