The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[Ash]

the audi's alert system is obnoxious...
if you run out of windshield washer fluid, it beeps every 10 minutes until you fill it...

that would make me want to total my car...

[lethe]

no.... there is an animated display that shows you what needs refilling 

Our message screen gets an obnoxious orange picture of the washer animation taking up the top third of the screen with the words "Top Up" taking up the rest of the screen. It does this every couple minutes for about 10 seconds. Annoying as hell.

i'll be whatever you want, snookums.

(but i won't be that)

Snookums?

[the_Journeyman]

NC used to be.  Now they're all computerized and went from $9.25 to $35.00 just for them to stick a probe up the tailpipe & plug up to the OBD ~

JM

[lethe]

NC used to be.  Now they're all computerized and went from $9.25 to $35.00 just for them to stick a probe up the tailpipe & plug up to the OBD ~

JM

Apparently the motorcycle inspections are a bit more lax. 

[Ash]

Snookums?

fine then.

want me to go back to calling you dirty manwhore?

[lethe]

fine then.

want me to go back to calling you dirty manwhore?

Nah, sweetcheeks.

[ducpainter]

no chiggers...

but I don't sleep outside much.

we have all kinds of bugs though...

and bats to chase them.

[lethe]

no chiggers...

but I don't sleep outside much.

we have all kinds of bugs though...

and bats to chase them.

I like bats.
My wife has caught quite a at work that were flying around freaking people out. She catches them in a shirt and puts them outside.

[Ash]

bats are f'in cool

[lethe]

bats are f'in cool

A pet fruit bat would be awesome.

[the_Journeyman]

Apparently the motorcycle inspections are a bit more lax. 

Yup Pull up to the station...  "Everything Working alright" "Yup" "alright, gimmie a minute and I'll get you a new sticker"

JM

[lethe]

Yup Pull up to the station...  <Shut the bike off so that the guy can hear you> "Everything Working alright" "Yup" "alright, gimmie a minute and I'll get you a new sticker"

JM

Fixed it for you. 

[TiNi]

we have two bat boxes on our property  
i don't like bats, i like that they eat bugs though.

[ducpainter]

we have two bat boxes on our property 
i don't like bats, i like that they eat bugs though.

I only have one bat house...

it's 40' x 40'....

and called a barn...

[TiNi]

I only have one bat house...

it's 40' x 40'....

and called a barn...

yikes... you've got bats alright!
the house M lived in before we bought our house had them in the attic
i'd guess more than a hundred of them would come out just before sunrise for breakfast
FReaKY!!!!!