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Monsterlover

#84030
April 10, 2011, 05:20:23 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 10, 2011, 05:16:16 AM
are you sure a pony that has been buttered feels terrible?

Pretty sure animals would rather not be covered in butter

While they're alive.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#84031
April 10, 2011, 05:26:58 AM
you're guessing. [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


badgalbetty

#84032
April 10, 2011, 05:35:58 AM
Thats pretty funny Nate.... [laugh]
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Monsterlover

#84033
April 10, 2011, 05:36:59 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 10, 2011, 05:26:58 AM
you're guessing. [laugh]

I only have one example to draw this conclusion from

So, yes, I am inferring here but

When I was in high school this kid down the road from me turtle waxed his dog.

The dog really didn't enjoy it

So if A=B and B=C then....

Then I just proved with math that ponies don't like being covered in butter

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#84034
April 10, 2011, 05:38:18 AM
well....

he is.

what makes us as humans believe we know anything about anything?

I think we have way too high an opinion of our 'intelligence'.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


TiNi

#84035
April 10, 2011, 05:46:09 AM
mmmmmorning  [coffee]

ducpainter

#84036
April 10, 2011, 05:47:05 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on April 10, 2011, 05:46:09 AM
mmmmmorning  [coffee]
5 margarita's?

hmmmmm?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ungeheuer

#84037
April 10, 2011, 05:47:25 AM
Is a scientific fact.  

In a recent RSPCA survey, when asked about their liking for getting covered in butter, 99.7% of all animals failed to respond in the affirmative  >>  Buttered Animal Survey

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TiNi

#84038
April 10, 2011, 05:50:25 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 10, 2011, 05:47:05 AM
5 margarita's?

hmmmmm?

my tolerance has gone WaY down... only 2  :-\

ducpainter

#84039
April 10, 2011, 05:52:21 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on April 10, 2011, 05:47:25 AM
Is a scientific fact.  

In a recent RSPCA survey, when asked about their liking for getting covered in butter, 99.7% of all animals failed to respond in the affirmative  >>  Buttered Animal Survey


there's some rocket science on that page I'll tell ya.

QuoteFor example, a dog suffering from a painful ear infection or an itchy skin infection might be less likely to obey,
and might even show aggressive behaviour.
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on April 10, 2011, 05:50:25 AM
my tolerance has gone WaY down... only 2  :-\
That's pretty much T's limit now too...kids. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#84040
April 10, 2011, 05:53:54 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on April 10, 2011, 05:50:25 AM
my tolerance has gone WaY down... only 2  :-\

Morning Mel

Do you also feel like a buttered pony?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

TiNi

#84041
April 10, 2011, 05:56:53 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 10, 2011, 05:53:54 AM
Morning Mel

Do you also feel like a buttered pony?

morning kev

i don't have any idea how that would feel...
but a lightly buttered piece of toast would be nice

ungeheuer

#84042
April 10, 2011, 06:01:56 AM
QuoteFor example, a dog suffering from a painful ear infection or an itchy skin infection might be less likely to obey,
and might even show aggressive behaviour.
Indeed.  Wonder how they arrived at that earth shatteringly profound - and scientifically proven - conclusion.  
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Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

ducpainter

#84043
April 10, 2011, 06:03:33 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on April 10, 2011, 06:01:56 AM
Indeed.  Wonder how they arrived at that earth shatteringly profound - and scientifically proven - conclusion.  
Sharpest knives in the collective drawer. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


lethe

#84044
April 10, 2011, 06:18:39 AM
morning

looks like the truck's battery might have a charge now, got the green light on the Battery Tender. That saves me having to buy a new battery before they take it next week.
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