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[bevel]

Lambo doors front and rear.

How the hell does someone get into the back of this beast with Lambo rear doors?

[ducatiz]

'MURICA!

make the beast with two backs yeah!

[NorDog]

make the beast with two backs yeah!

 

Beat me to it.

[beetlejude]

'MURICA!

That has to be the most colossal waste of money I've ever seen.

[KnightofNi]

not so much for the bike, but for including a copy and paste of the service write-up. is that supposed to make me wnat to pay more or be worried about how it was treated or how long it sat?

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3121052592.html

$7995. O.B.O
Bike has 5900. miles on it.
I also have a Biposto Fairing matching in color and a different Sub-Frame to mount it on.
Authentic Ducati Race Jacket matching colors
White an Black Scorpion Helmet with tinted shield as well as the clear one.

If interested, Email or call me and ill send you Pictures.
Bike just had its full service with Race Mods, ($ 2200.00)
see Below.

4 Full tune with valves and belts. Fuel filter, Flush Brakes and Clutch, Change coolant ect. $100.00 $400.00
Performed full service.
hardware found missing was replaced, performed general inspection. Fix horn button.
1 Misc Hardware $7.50 $7.50
2 JR9C $8.50 $17.00
1 Crush Washer $2.00 $2.00
1 Oil Filter 44440034A $16.50 $16.50
4 KL850 20/50 $16.50 $66.00
1 Gasket Set $35.00 $35.00
1 Fuel Filter $32.00 $32.00
1 Fuel Pump Base Oring $16.50 $16.50
1 Coolant $16.00 $16.00
2 Timing belts 73710061A $75.00 $150.00
2 Fuel Connect orings $2.00 $4.00
1 Throttle body Clip $7.50 $7.50
1 Shop Supply $6.50 $6.50
1 Coolant/oil disposal $8.00 $8.00
1 Fuel tank grommet $3.50 $3.50
0.75 Modify Ram Tubes for Racing fitler and remove blinkers $100.00 $75.00
1 Racing Air Filter $150.00 $150.00
1 Ram Tube Gasket $5.99 $5.99
1 Ducati 996 Race Chip 08054/11 DP installed $850.00 $850.00
0.5 Set Chassis to Correct ride Height $100.00 $50.00
0.5 Replace Cracked Water Tank $100.00 $50.00
1 Water Tank $55.00 $55.00
1 71610212A Tank spacer $4.50 $4.50
Supply missing Dzus fasteners
7 Dzus Fasteners $12.00 $84.00
0.15 Repair Stripped Threads for front fairing support $100.00 $15.00

Sincerely,
Joseph DiSalvi

[ducatiz]

not so much for the bike, but for including a copy and paste of the service write-up. is that supposed to make me wnat to pay more or be worried about how it was treated or how long it sat?

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/3121052592.html

as a general rule, i won't buy any bike that has been titled in NJ.  it's one of the states that you can do minimal work and remove a salvage/wrecked designation and in my experience i rarely see a bike in good shape coming out of jersey.  either pimped out or just rotted

[Ducatamount]

If it's to good to be true... 

http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcd/3124865023.html

I e-mailed him expressing interest and ability to pay in cash.
Sgt. Kristin Bennett replied saying it had 3000mi. and in perfect cond. and he had to sell it by 7/30 because he was leaving the country to join his platoon in Afghanistan and didn't want it to spend another winter in his backyard. 

http://img545.imageshack.us/slideshow/webplayer.php?id=ducatisportclassicgt100.jpg

I replied saying this appeared to be a scam but if he was serious to give me his phone number and location so I could look at the bike in person.
Got no reply.
Not at all surprised...

[ducatiz]

If it's to good to be true... 

http://burlington.craigslist.org/mcd/3124865023.html

I e-mailed him expressing interest and ability to pay in cash.
Sgt. Kristin Bennett replied saying it had 3000mi. and in perfect cond. and he had to sell it by 7/30 because he was leaving the country to join his platoon in Afghanistan and didn't want it to spend another winter in his backyard. 

a dude named Kristin?

[Ducatamount]

a dude named Kristin?

Well maybe I'm making a mistake  assuming it was a dude.
The name was: Sgt. Kristin Bennett  USAF.

[mstevens]

a dude named Kristin?

I don't see any reason to presume dudehood as opposed to chickdom, but there's a long tradition of names being used first for boys then co-opted for girls: Ashley, Beverly, Evelyn, Hil(l)ary, Kell(e)y, Meredith, Robin, Trac(e)y and Vivian all spring to mind.

There's a (male) Canadian actor with a show currently on US television named Kristen Holden-Ried.

[ducatiz]

I don't see any reason to presume dudehood as opposed to chickdom, but there's a long tradition of names being used first for boys then co-opted for girls: Ashley, Beverly, Evelyn, Hil(l)ary, Kell(e)y, Meredith, Robin, Trac(e)y and Vivian all spring to mind.

There's a (male) Canadian actor with a show currently on US television named Kristen Holden-Ried.

That's all true, but I think it's very unusual these days.  Mr Holden-Reid probably got beat up a lot in elementary school.. :-)  Mainly due to the hyphenated name...

[mstevens]

That's all true, but I think it's very unusual these days.  Mr Holden-Reid probably got beat up a lot in elementary school.. :-)  Mainly due to the hyphenated name...

Maybe that's why he was a pentathlete.

Assumptions cause trouble. We start by assuming that "Sgt." or "motorcycle rider" equals male and end up assuming "Kristin" equals female. We'll never actually know.

[Ducatamount]

Assumptions cause trouble.

The whole name thing aside,I AM going to assume that this was a scam.
Focus, people. 

[mstevens]

The whole name thing aside,I AM going to assume that this was a scam.

Maybe. We can't discuss the ad, though, because it's been yanked and nobody quoted it here. That's all we've got until the next person fires up a pipe and posts an ad.

[ducatiz]

Maybe that's why he was a pentathlete.

Assumptions cause trouble. We start by assuming that "Sgt." or "motorcycle rider" equals male and end up assuming "Kristin" equals female. We'll never actually know.

Meh, I make assumptions all the time and they don't cause too much trouble.  This morning, I assumed my wife put a new roll of TP out. 

And I was wrong.

So I opened the vanity drawer to find something

and there was an old package of baby wipes

took care of bizness

like a boss