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Started by DW, October 10, 2009, 04:53:55 AM

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akmnstr

Quote from: 1KDS on October 03, 2010, 05:37:09 PM
scam?

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/wan/1970171208.html

I see that the pics are not of the same bike.  But I don't see how this is a scam.  If I wanted to steal a white monster I'd just go find one in a parking lot somewhere.  I don't see the advantage of offering a reward for finding one.  I might be missing a very clever trick, but I don't see it.  Maybe, it is a scam to get your bank account info.  You find a white monster, which is rather common, and they ask for your  account to send you the money.  Would have to be really dumb to fall for that.
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Goat_Herder

Goat Herder (Tony)
2003 Ducati Monster 620 - Yellow SOLD
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red

Mike Qube

This guy has been trying to get rid of this since spring. A friend of mine went to look at it, he was unwilling to budge on the $3500 he was asking at the time. He said to him "Do you know what this is? It's a Ducati, you know how much they're worth?"

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/1947991222.html

akmnstr

Quote from: Mike Qube on October 06, 2010, 12:54:22 PM
This guy has been trying to get rid of this since spring. A friend of mine went to look at it, he was unwilling to budge on the $3500 he was asking at the time. He said to him "Do you know what this is? It's a Ducati, you know how much they're worth?"

http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/1947991222.html

Look again.  He has dropped the price.  I must be missing something.  This seems reasonable.
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

Mike Qube

Quote from: akmnstr on October 07, 2010, 10:10:24 AM
Look again.  He has dropped the price.  I must be missing something.  This seems reasonable.

and upped it a bit again
http://providence.craigslist.org/mcy/1986571745.html

mstevens

Quote from: mojo on October 02, 2010, 11:17:39 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-/200524865170?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item2eb0369e92
2007 800 Supersport, 700 miles, listed as new, and an opening bid of $11,500...

Well, he's dropped the price to a mere $10,000 but is still listing it as new with 700 miles and 2 owners and 4cc engine. When I asked him for clarification he told me to keep my opinions to myself unless I was buying...
2010 Ducati Multistrada 1200S Touring (Rosso Anniversary Ducati)
2009 Ducati Monster 696 (Giallo Ducati) - Sold
2005 Ducati Monster 620 (Rosso Anniversary Ducati) - Sold
2005 Vespa LX-150 (Rosso Dragone) - First Bike Ever

Casa Suzana, vacation rental house in Cozumel, Mexico


krolik

'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


77south

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f

I guess there is no accounting for taste.  Which is a lucky break for the defiler of a perfectly good '99 750 Super Sport. Damn.

akmnstr

Quote from: 77south on October 13, 2010, 06:28:50 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f

I guess there is no accounting for taste.  Which is a lucky break for the defiler of a perfectly good '99 750 Super Sport. Damn.
OMG that thing is ugly.  Could be a good bike for Halloween!  It's coming up ya know. 

Here's one from Houston. 
http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2002504612.html
This dude is selling a bike in Texas but his pics of the bike are taken in AK, WTF. 

Oh, wait,

it's my ad.   [bang] [bang] [laugh] [laugh]
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

mstevens

Quote from: 77south on October 13, 2010, 06:28:50 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f

I guess there is no accounting for taste.  Which is a lucky break for the defiler of a perfectly good '99 750 Super Sport. Damn.

I've never been able to to figure out why anyone sets a reserve on an eBay auction, then discloses in the listing what the reserve is. Why not just go ahead and set a starting bid?

None of which, of course, explains what evil that bike committed to deserve those skins.

I love that the bidding currently stands at $189.76.

2010 Ducati Multistrada 1200S Touring (Rosso Anniversary Ducati)
2009 Ducati Monster 696 (Giallo Ducati) - Sold
2005 Ducati Monster 620 (Rosso Anniversary Ducati) - Sold
2005 Vespa LX-150 (Rosso Dragone) - First Bike Ever

Casa Suzana, vacation rental house in Cozumel, Mexico

Mike Qube

Quote from: 77south on October 13, 2010, 06:28:50 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f

I guess there is no accounting for taste.  Which is a lucky break for the defiler of a perfectly good '99 750 Super Sport. Damn.

A guy I work with did something just as bad to his Speed Triple. I literally gasped when he showed it to me.

Lor

Quote from: 77south on October 13, 2010, 06:28:50 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-DUCATI-750-SS-/220682390847?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3361b20d3f

I guess there is no accounting for taste.  Which is a lucky break for the defiler of a perfectly good '99 750 Super Sport. Damn.

It's the same type of douche that puts 20's on a '69 Camero