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« Reply #600 on: December 31, 2013, 08:03:46 PM »

My dog runs free all day.  However at dark it is time to be tied up as the coyotes outnumber him.  Walked out last night to put him on the lead and almost jumped out of my skin.  Living in cattle country does have it upsides, if you are my pup.



Not quite as big but heres one my dog caught herself.

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« Reply #601 on: January 02, 2014, 10:31:40 AM »

I have had people ask me why I would let my dog eat a rabbit.  The usual issue they have is thinking it will make him sick.  I always ask the same question;  What did they eat before Purina? 

Good catch for your pup  waytogo
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« Reply #602 on: January 02, 2014, 11:03:06 AM »

great... now easters make the beast with two backsed up
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« Reply #603 on: January 02, 2014, 11:43:56 AM »

Our Boxer/Malinios mix got three rabbits last year, and a Robin. 

The WTF part?  She comes back in the house and throws up rabbit parts.  Usually recognizable too.

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« Reply #604 on: January 02, 2014, 01:08:43 PM »

A relator walked into my condo this morning. I was sitting here paying bills and heard the lock. Lucy went ape shit!

The agent said the unit was listed as empty. NOT!

She left in a hurry.
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« Reply #605 on: January 02, 2014, 05:34:14 PM »

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« Reply #606 on: January 02, 2014, 05:47:23 PM »

A relator walked into my condo this morning. I was sitting here paying bills and heard the lock. Lucy went ape shit!

The agent said the unit was listed as empty. NOT!

She left in a hurry.

If you haven't already done so and if it's possible, find out which company she's with and let them know.  Total BS.


Sooooo what was it?
My dog runs free all day.  However at dark it is time to be tied up as the coyotes outnumber him.  Walked out last night to put him on the lead and almost jumped out of my skin.  Living in cattle country does have it upsides, if you are my pup.


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« Reply #607 on: January 02, 2014, 05:52:37 PM »

If you haven't already done so and if it's possible, find out which company she's with and let them know.  Total BS.


My guy gets all the agent info when the key is checked out. He talked to her. Lucy was in full protect the manor mode!
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« Reply #608 on: January 02, 2014, 05:54:10 PM »

A relator walked into my condo this morning. I was sitting here paying bills and heard the lock. Lucy went ape shit!

The agent said the unit was listed as empty. NOT!

She left in a hurry.

Good thing you weren't processing those drugs on the table while you were in your birthday suit just then.  Grin  
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« Reply #609 on: January 03, 2014, 08:43:13 AM »

I have had people ask me why I would let my dog eat a rabbit.  The usual issue they have is thinking it will make him sick.  I always ask the same question;  What did they eat before Purina? 

Good catch for your pup  waytogo

Yup, we get the wtf face when they find out we feed ours raw.. chicken drumsticks and all...  I just tell them do your research,  and do you see wolves eating kibble?
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« Reply #610 on: January 03, 2014, 10:13:00 AM »

Stella, It was a calf that had initially been taken down by coyotes.  I have a tracker on his collar and he is back in the same field every morning the last two days.  I think the coyotes got another calf...

The cattle company that owns that field is run by bean counters and not real ranchers so it is not uncommon to see them drop off cows prior to calving.  Lots of dead ones out there every year.  It kinda pisses me off.
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« Reply #611 on: January 08, 2014, 02:56:51 PM »

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« Reply #612 on: January 08, 2014, 02:59:37 PM »

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« Reply #613 on: January 08, 2014, 03:00:34 PM »

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« Reply #614 on: January 08, 2014, 03:58:28 PM »

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