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Quote from: bobspapa on January 08, 2014, 03:00:34 PM
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I got as far as the hooks and bailed..... Some people are just not right.
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Was gonna put this in the picture thread, but I feel this is a more appropriate spot.
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Wise choice.
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http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/squirrel-appreciation-day/
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Quote from: howie on January 21, 2014, 06:01:11 AM
http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/squirrel-appreciation-day/
Not a single recipe on the whole page?
WTF indeed, Howie.
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Red, grey or even black, what’s your favourite colour of squirrel?
My favorite color is the one the cat drags home.
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Quote from: ducpainter on January 21, 2014, 04:28:28 PM
Red, grey or even black, what’s your favourite colour of squirrel?
My favorite color is the one the cat drags home.
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<Stranger>
"Oh look, a squirrel! I love squirrels!"
<Howie>
"Meh, they're alright."
<Stranger>
"They're so cute! How could you not love squirrels?"
<Howie>
"Oh, it's not that. I just haven't found a good recipe yet."
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Quote from: Speeddog on January 22, 2014, 10:58:21 AM
<Stranger>
"Oh look, a squirrel! I love squirrels!"
<Howie>
"Meh, they're alright."
<Stranger>
"They're so cute! How could you not love squirrels?"
<Howie>
"Oh, it's not that. I just haven't found a good recipe yet."
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Pacifica woman wants to marry bicycle.
http://news.kron4.com/news/pacifica-woman-wants-you-to-pay-for-her-to-marry-her-bicycle/
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Quote from: Mendo Dave on February 26, 2014, 06:59:47 AM
Pacifica woman wants to marry bicycle.
http://news.kron4.com/news/pacifica-woman-wants-you-to-pay-for-her-to-marry-her-bicycle/
That should be "Pacifica woman wants idiots to pay for her to marry her bicycle."
I'm surprised this didn't happen in Portland.
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Quote from: krolik on February 26, 2014, 07:54:49 AM
That should be "Pacifica woman wants idiots to pay for her to marry her bicycle."
I'm surprised this didn't happen in Portland.
Just give it some time.
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snake eats crocodile
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/03/03/11/13/snake-eats-croc-after-epic-fight-in-qld
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Maybe after someone steals that girls bike (and I hope they do) she can marry that snake.
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Quote from: ungeheuer on March 03, 2014, 01:57:24 AM
snake eats crocodile
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/03/03/11/13/snake-eats-croc-after-epic-fight-in-qld
Imagine bouncing over that on yer DR......
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