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Author Topic: The Official DMF WTF!!!! Thread  (Read 109602 times)
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« Reply #615 on: January 09, 2014, 12:51:51 PM »
Quote from: bobspapa on January 08, 2014, 03:00:34 PM
try here

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=45430

I got as far as the hooks and bailed.....  Some people are just not right.  Huh?
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« Reply #616 on: January 19, 2014, 06:32:05 AM »


Was gonna put this in the picture thread, but I feel this is a more appropriate spot.
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
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i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #617 on: January 19, 2014, 07:31:09 AM »
Wise choice.
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« Reply #618 on: January 21, 2014, 06:01:11 AM »
http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/squirrel-appreciation-day/
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« Reply #619 on: January 21, 2014, 06:19:05 AM »
Quote from: howie on January 21, 2014, 06:01:11 AM
http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/squirrel-appreciation-day/

Not a single recipe on the whole page?

WTF indeed, Howie.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #620 on: January 21, 2014, 04:28:28 PM »
Red, grey or even black, what’s your favourite colour of squirrel?

My favorite color is the one the cat drags home.  waytogo
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« Reply #621 on: January 22, 2014, 12:06:25 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on January 21, 2014, 04:28:28 PM
Red, grey or even black, what’s your favourite colour of squirrel?

My favorite color is the one the cat drags home.  waytogo

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« Reply #622 on: January 22, 2014, 10:58:21 AM »
<Stranger>
"Oh look, a squirrel! I love squirrels!"

<Howie>
"Meh, they're alright."

<Stranger>
"They're so cute! How could you not love squirrels?"

<Howie>
"Oh, it's not that. I just haven't found a good recipe yet."
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« Reply #623 on: January 22, 2014, 11:59:41 AM »
Quote from: Speeddog on January 22, 2014, 10:58:21 AM
<Stranger>
"Oh look, a squirrel! I love squirrels!"

<Howie>
"Meh, they're alright."

<Stranger>
"They're so cute! How could you not love squirrels?"

<Howie>
"Oh, it's not that. I just haven't found a good recipe yet."


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« Reply #624 on: February 26, 2014, 06:59:47 AM »
Pacifica woman wants to marry bicycle.

http://news.kron4.com/news/pacifica-woman-wants-you-to-pay-for-her-to-marry-her-bicycle/
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« Reply #625 on: February 26, 2014, 07:54:49 AM »
Quote from: Mendo Dave on February 26, 2014, 06:59:47 AM
Pacifica woman wants to marry bicycle.

http://news.kron4.com/news/pacifica-woman-wants-you-to-pay-for-her-to-marry-her-bicycle/

That should be "Pacifica woman wants idiots to pay for her to marry her bicycle."




I'm surprised this didn't happen in Portland. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #626 on: February 26, 2014, 08:06:45 AM »
Quote from: krolik on February 26, 2014, 07:54:49 AM
That should be "Pacifica woman wants idiots to pay for her to marry her bicycle."




I'm surprised this didn't happen in Portland. Roll Eyes

Just give it some time.
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« Reply #627 on: March 03, 2014, 01:57:24 AM »
snake eats crocodile

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/03/03/11/13/snake-eats-croc-after-epic-fight-in-qld
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« Reply #628 on: March 03, 2014, 05:55:51 AM »
Maybe after someone steals that girls bike (and I hope they do) she can marry that snake.
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« Reply #629 on: March 03, 2014, 03:49:20 PM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on March 03, 2014, 01:57:24 AM
snake eats crocodile

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/03/03/11/13/snake-eats-croc-after-epic-fight-in-qld


Imagine bouncing over that on yer DR...... Shocked
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