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« Reply #2205 on: June 25, 2011, 08:37:12 AM »
Last couple of times I saw him he was doing alright, but it's been a few weeks.
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« Reply #2206 on: June 25, 2011, 05:11:55 PM »
hey jebus, long time no see ... how you doing

want some sangria? ...
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2207 on: June 25, 2011, 06:05:10 PM »
Carlos is trying to get everyone drunk tonight.   Cheesy
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #2208 on: June 25, 2011, 06:18:56 PM »
drkwng,

still have 1/2 gallon sangria,  1lt vokda, some club soda, oj, and diced friut ... no more ice but, evrytings in the icebons
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #2209 on: June 25, 2011, 07:03:31 PM »
OK wisheguys, who took the sangia bollet?

gife it bock or I'll ... warever ... I'll od it ...
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2210 on: June 25, 2011, 07:11:51 PM »
I realize English is probably not your first language, Carlos, but I'm gonna have to quote that one. Especially given that this is the drunk thread.

And yes, I qualify. Damn, Colorado has some fine local brews.  chug
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #2211 on: June 25, 2011, 07:12:59 PM »
you forgot to quote...
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« Reply #2212 on: June 25, 2011, 07:15:57 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 25, 2011, 07:12:59 PM
you forgot to quote...

Drink more. It'll make sense.  Wink
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #2213 on: June 25, 2011, 07:22:57 PM »
No fair. You changed it after I posted.

I'm on to your barley fueled trickery
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« Reply #2214 on: June 25, 2011, 09:55:43 PM »
In my barley-fueled stupor, it took me more than a minute and 8 seconds to update my profile.

Sometimes it takes me longer than that to find the "post" button.

And then I know it's time to go to bed.  Grin
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #2215 on: June 26, 2011, 03:46:29 AM »
Quote from: Buckethead on June 25, 2011, 07:11:51 PM
I realize English is probably not your first language, Carlos, but I'm gonna have to quote that one. Especially given that this is the drunk thread.

And yes, I qualify. Damn, Colorado has some fine local brews.  chug

I saw it perfect ... for me it read "OK wiseguys, who took the sangria bottle?

give it back or I'll ... whatever ... I'll do it ..."
I think the fermented grape juice laced with vodka and orange juice with a splash of 7Up did get to my writing/reading abilities ...

But as you mention, this IS the drunk thread !!!
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2216 on: June 26, 2011, 05:43:59 AM »
Post-drunkled post.  Last night was the Luau party, I made a pitcher of Mojito and there was (and still is) LOTS of beer.

JM
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« Reply #2217 on: June 26, 2011, 03:40:11 PM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 25, 2011, 05:11:55 PM
hey jebus, long time no see ... how you doing

want some sangria? ...

Took me waaay too long to see this.   Yes, yes I did want some sangria.  Cry
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« Reply #2218 on: June 26, 2011, 03:55:23 PM »
Quote from: jebus tristos on June 26, 2011, 03:40:11 PM
Took me waaay too long to see this.   Yes, yes I did want some sangria.  Cry

it was all gone ... i even posted something that it looked fine to me but when I saw it today .. man!!! I was 'ammerd
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2219 on: June 26, 2011, 07:23:58 PM »
I think I just bought a project truck.....


Thx to 2 bombers of Stone Brew and a Hanger 24 IPA


FTW


I need new tires for Il Mostro too...


Boom !

Faaack It waytogo
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