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eltristo

#2205
June 25, 2011, 09:37:12 AM
Last couple of times I saw him he was doing alright, but it's been a few weeks.
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

DarkMonster620

#2206
June 25, 2011, 06:11:55 PM
hey jebus, long time no see ... how you doing

want some sangria? ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DRKWNG

#2207
June 25, 2011, 07:05:10 PM
Carlos is trying to get everyone drunk tonight.   :D
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

DarkMonster620

#2208
June 25, 2011, 07:18:56 PM
drkwng,

still have 1/2 gallon sangria,  1lt vokda, some club soda, oj, and diced friut ... no more ice but, evrytings in the icebons
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#2209
June 25, 2011, 08:03:31 PM
OK wisheguys, who took the sangia bollet?

gife it bock or I'll ... warever ... I'll od it ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Buckethead

#2210
June 25, 2011, 08:11:51 PM
I realize English is probably not your first language, Carlos, but I'm gonna have to quote that one. Especially given that this is the drunk thread.

And yes, I qualify. Damn, Colorado has some fine local brews.  [beer]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

#2211
June 25, 2011, 08:12:59 PM
you forgot to quote...
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Buckethead

#2212
June 25, 2011, 08:15:57 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 25, 2011, 08:12:59 PM
you forgot to quote...

Drink more. It'll make sense.  ;)
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

#2213
June 25, 2011, 08:22:57 PM
No fair. You changed it after I posted.

I'm on to your barley fueled trickery
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Buckethead

#2214
June 25, 2011, 10:55:43 PM
In my barley-fueled stupor, it took me more than a minute and 8 seconds to update my profile.

Sometimes it takes me longer than that to find the "post" button.

And then I know it's time to go to bed.  ;D
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

DarkMonster620

#2215
June 26, 2011, 04:46:29 AM
Quote from: Buckethead on June 25, 2011, 08:11:51 PM
I realize English is probably not your first language, Carlos, but I'm gonna have to quote that one. Especially given that this is the drunk thread.

And yes, I qualify. Damn, Colorado has some fine local brews.  [beer]

I saw it perfect ... for me it read "OK wiseguys, who took the sangria bottle?

give it back or I'll ... whatever ... I'll do it ..."
I think the fermented grape juice laced with vodka and orange juice with a splash of 7Up did get to my writing/reading abilities ...

But as you mention, this IS the drunk thread !!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

the_Journeyman

#2216
June 26, 2011, 06:43:59 AM
Post-drunkled post.  Last night was the Luau party, I made a pitcher of Mojito and there was (and still is) LOTS of beer.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

eltristo

#2217
June 26, 2011, 04:40:11 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 25, 2011, 06:11:55 PM
hey jebus, long time no see ... how you doing

want some sangria? ...

Took me waaay too long to see this.   Yes, yes I did want some sangria.  :'(
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

DarkMonster620

#2218
June 26, 2011, 04:55:23 PM
Quote from: jebus tristos on June 26, 2011, 04:40:11 PM
Took me waaay too long to see this.   Yes, yes I did want some sangria.  :'(

it was all gone ... i even posted something that it looked fine to me but when I saw it today .. man!!! I was 'ammerd
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

lawbreaker

#2219
June 26, 2011, 08:23:58 PM
I think I just bought a project truck.....


Thx to 2 bombers of Stone Brew and a Hanger 24 IPA


FTW


I need new tires for Il Mostro too...


Boom !

Faaack It [thumbsup]
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