PISSING MATCH THREAD!!

[The Bacon Junkie]

Envision in your mind, the evil JudDDddD stealing your bacon and defiling it. Surely you'd have harsh feelings you'd need to express

Ha!  I don't care how many guns he has, he wouldn't even get close enough to smell that delicious aroma of my extra crispy bacon! 

You may not think the force is strong on my side of the fence, but come between me and my bacon, and you'll find yourself trying to come up with a new definition of "force"!   

[Randimus Maximus]

This might be the dumbest make the beast with two backsing thread ever.

+11ty billion

[The Bacon Junkie]

+11ty billion

bah-humbug.

you wouldn't know a good thread if it jumped up and bit you in the ass!

[ducatiz]

bah-humbug.

you wouldn't know a good thread if it jumped up and bit you in the ass!

having been bit in the ass many times, i know a good thread, as well as a good ass biter.

[The Bacon Junkie]

I'm thinking you're more familiar with the term ass-kisser...


...or maybe brown-noser.  The difference between the two is only about an inch or so.

   

[cyrus buelton]

having been bit in the ass many times, i know a good thread, as well as a good ass biter.

You learn that during your Deputy Euclid Baker days?

I still owe you an ass whooping for having Cmd. Sgt. Maj. Zack Carey blowing up our new police cruiser