Things movies have taught us 2.0

[corey]

Cardio

Double Tap

Seatbelts

Limber Up

Check the back seat

Enjoy the little things

know your way out.

[GAAN]

nah, not true

http://fullmoviereview.com/keywords/defecation/

And who is the beautiful woman pooping in any of those?

[ducatiz]

And who is the beautiful woman pooping in any of those?

who said anything about women?

[orangelion03]

Never get out of  the boat.  Unless you are going all the way.

[GAAN]

who said anything about women?

Nobody beautiful ever EVER needs to take an emergency dump

Beautiful does not apply to a man

[fastwin]

Sounds like "Apocalypse Now". Except I thought he said "never get out of the f#@king boat". He should have stayed a cook and avoided combat... and tigers.

[ducatiz]

Beautiful does not apply to a man

i like it when Mrs Ducatizzy calls me "the most beautiful man.."  i guess I'm just lucky..

[sno_duc]

Firearm accuracy....how come the "bad guys" can expend thousands of rounds and not hit $hit at the same time the good guys can make one shot, one kill shots with a 38 snub nose. 


here's an oldie of mine from a couple of years back that applies to SciFi flicks

I've got it.
Kirk chases Kahn to h%ll and back.
Kahn crashes on the home world of the "tribbles".
The "Predators" have started using this planet for "Allien" games.
All the photo torpedos and phasers screw up the space time continum, causing.
Both the Arnold "Terminator", the plastic-metal " Terminator" , and the " Lost in Space" crew to end up on the planet.
After a long draw out battle in which the "Enterprise" almost runs out of expendible pimple faced crew-men.


Wait for it.



Kirk emerge with a minor flesh wound and seduces " Penny Robinson "

[Veloce-Fino]

That:
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

[SacDuc]

That extraterrestrials speak English.

sac

[GAAN]

here's an oldie of mine from a couple of years back that applies to SciFi flicks

All that just to see Lacey Chabert naked?

[ducatiz]

That:
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

i didn't learn that from a movie!

[The Architect]

i didn't learn that from a movie!

I think you're in the minority these days.

[zooom]

oh...and the biggun....


the good guy ALWAYS wins...

[fastwin]

i like it when Mrs Ducatizzy calls me "the most beautiful man.."  i guess I'm just lucky..

She obviously wants something. Better check next month's charge card bill.