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Author Topic: You're too stupid to... own a diesel small truck  (Read 254518 times)
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« Reply #585 on: December 21, 2013, 09:02:58 PM »
Quote from: Zaster on December 21, 2013, 07:04:01 PM
Hate to disagree with the El Hefe but I had nothing but problems with the tranny and hated the thirsty and sluggish 318 in my Dodge van Wink
I have heard nothing but bad things about dodge transmissions. When i first heard they were going to be first to the market with the 8-speed. I thought they couldn't even get a regular 5-speed transmission to work reliably and then they went in and threw in 3 gears to up the complexity.
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« Reply #586 on: December 21, 2013, 09:29:54 PM »
Quote from: suzyj on December 21, 2013, 08:24:13 PM
I just bought one of these for work:

http://www.iveco.com.au/index.php/off-road/daily-4x4

When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'll have the best truck in town.


Is there actually a town where you are?

It seems you're "on the grid" and "off the grid" simultaneously.....
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« Reply #587 on: December 22, 2013, 01:14:49 AM »
Quote from: Speeddog on December 21, 2013, 09:29:54 PM
Is there actually a town where you are?

It seems you're "on the grid" and "off the grid" simultaneously.....

I alternate between Geraldton (pop 20,000), and the Murchison (pop approx 100 in an area the size of the Netherlands). Work is Murchison, home is Geraldton.
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« Reply #588 on: January 12, 2014, 05:49:19 PM »
maybe a derby?

http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/trucks/1401_2015_gmc_canyon_first_look/
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« Reply #589 on: January 12, 2014, 07:43:15 PM »
I hope they don't do the engine shut off at stop light crap like some of the euro cars are doing now.  Talk about most stuff to go wrong, and some questionable decisions when to shut off - they get interesting when you are trying to do slow speed maneuvering in parking lots or ramps.

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« Reply #590 on: January 14, 2014, 03:10:01 PM »
Quote from: suzyj on December 21, 2013, 08:24:13 PM
I just bought one of these for work:

http://www.iveco.com.au/index.php/off-road/daily-4x4

When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'll have the best truck in town.


For the record, I hate you.
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« Reply #591 on: January 15, 2014, 11:07:07 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on January 14, 2014, 03:10:01 PM
For the record, I hate you.

I reckon this is how we should set it up:
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« Reply #592 on: January 15, 2014, 11:12:57 PM »
Make short work of those murderous Quokka, eh?
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« Reply #593 on: January 16, 2014, 06:33:24 AM »


Is it just me, or does that kinda look like a miniature Unimog, minus the portal axles?
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« Reply #594 on: January 16, 2014, 08:25:07 AM »
needs more wheel protection..
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« Reply #595 on: January 16, 2014, 08:35:00 AM »
Quote from: Rameses on January 16, 2014, 06:33:24 AM

Is it just me, or does that kinda look like a miniature Unimog, minus the portal axles?




guess what i'm (most likely) picking up this weekend.  Evil
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« Reply #596 on: January 16, 2014, 10:19:04 AM »
Quote from: derby on January 16, 2014, 08:35:00 AM
guess what i'm (most likely) picking up this weekend.  Evil

Crabs?
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« Reply #597 on: January 16, 2014, 10:19:41 AM »
Quote from: suzyj on January 15, 2014, 11:07:07 PM
I reckon this is how we should set it up:




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« Reply #598 on: January 16, 2014, 04:06:13 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on January 16, 2014, 10:19:04 AM
Crabs?

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« Reply #599 on: January 16, 2014, 04:57:23 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on January 16, 2014, 10:19:04 AM
Crabs?

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