The Official "Say Anything" Thread

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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TiNi


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Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 14, 2008, 03:52:44 AM
M is my alarm... wakes me up with a kiss  :-*

what time would you like me to send him over?
Well, lessee, I'm prolly 6 hours north, so if he's gonna wake me at 4, that means he has to leave at 10pm, so he'll be giving you the wake-up kiss before you go to bed.  You need a better plan.
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ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



the_Journeyman

That's cause we've been watching too much Jabberjaw ~

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

TiNi

Quote from: Dan on May 14, 2008, 04:11:18 AM
Well, lessee, I'm prolly 6 hours north, so if he's gonna wake me at 4, that means he has to leave at 10pm, so he'll be giving you the wake-up kiss before you go to bed.  You need a better plan.

i actually wake up on my own... i fake sleep till he wakes me up  :-*

TiNi


the_Journeyman

I usually don't make it to the alarm either...  The smartest of the cats comes to the divider in the hall (had to anchor it because of said cat) and you hear MROOW *rattle rattle rattle* MROOW *rattle rattle rattle* MROOW *rattle rattle rattle* MROOW *rattle rattle rattle* MROOW *rattle rattle rattle* MROOW *rattle rattle rattle* MROOW *rattle rattle rattle* MROOW *rattle rattle rattle* MROOW *rattle rattle rattle* MROOW *rattle rattle rattle* MROOW *rattle rattle rattle*   as he tries to open the now secured room divided  [laugh]

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducpainter

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 14, 2008, 04:29:02 AM
hey......

mornin sunshine  ;D
I'm not smiling.

Z has figured out that if he wakes up and cries we'll bring him into bed with us...

at which point he rolls around and kicks us in the face...

...and generally makes it impossible for us to sleep.

I need to beat him.  kidding about the beating part, but I gotta do something
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



TiNi

Quote from: ducpainter on May 14, 2008, 04:36:18 AM
I'm not smiling.

Z has figured out that if he wakes up and cries we'll bring him into bed with us...

at which point he rolls around and kicks us in the face...

...and generally makes it impossible for us to sleep.

I need to beat him.  kidding about the beating part, but I gotta do something

i'm not a parent.... and even i know better than to do that  :-\

coffee?  [coffee]

ducpainter

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 14, 2008, 04:42:49 AM
i'm not a parent.... and even i know better than to do that  :-\

coffee?  [coffee]
Yeah,

we had that all resolved.

We thought it was because of his tonsils...

and we felt bad for him...

he played us...

like fiddles.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



TiNi

next time he fakes it...

go get him, bring him to your bed, and you and T go sleep in his room  [thumbsup]

ducpainter

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 14, 2008, 04:51:33 AM
next time he fakes it...

go get him, bring him to your bed, and you and T go sleep in his room  [thumbsup]
beating him will be more fun.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



TiNi

Quote from: ducpainter on May 14, 2008, 04:54:07 AM
beating him will be more fun.

not a good idea for many reasons...

he'll kick your ass when he's 20 and you're.... um............  ??? old  [laugh]

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



TiNi

Quote from: ducpainter on May 14, 2008, 05:05:52 AM
maybe he won't remember... [laugh]

trust me....

he WILL remember  ;)

i can't wait to meet the lil guy :)
he likes hugs, yes?