Have you ever wanted to date your cousin?

Started by soapyloving, April 09, 2009, 07:33:53 PM

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Quote from: ducatizzzz on April 13, 2009, 09:23:46 AM
how can he look like a wookie being only 5'10 and with a shaved head..

sounds more like an old, tall ewok

Well, now that you mention it, he does have more of a "rolly-polly, cuddly, forest-dweller" vibe.  My assessment still stands, though: don't want to date my cousin.
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herm

i have lots of hot cousins. some are not so hot anymore, as they are 5-10 years older than me, but when i was a teenager......
i also have plenty of female cousins who are in their early 20's now.



i'm not invited to family gatherings. ???
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I think to answer the original question, Yes I would bone your cousins ;D
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herm

and if yours looked like (pick yer favorite supermodel) i would too........

but thats not the question
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Quote from: DanTheMan on April 10, 2009, 12:17:13 AM
Sounds familiar, my great, great, grandfather was one of the founding families of Albuquerque, I think my grandparents were first or second cousins.


I found the same thing doing a geneology project in a family history class in college...my family was actually started by two brothers who thought they were hot shit and should "keep it in the family." One had a son and one had a daughter....oh boy.

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Quote from: mrs minnesotamonster on April 14, 2009, 10:34:35 AM
I found the same thing doing a geneology project in a family history class in college...my family was actually started by two brothers who thought they were hot shit and should "keep it in the family." One had a son and one had a daughter....oh boy.


Well this sure explains a lot.....


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Quote from: minnesotamonster on April 14, 2009, 12:02:14 PM

Well this sure explains a lot.....


Honey, we have to talk.

Don't you mean "sis"?  [cheeky]
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Well, good thing the wedding isn't paid for yet...I probably should have told you sooner.

I'm sorry.

Can we still be friends?

ducatiz

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