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Started by GAAN, July 16, 2009, 01:21:03 AM

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NAKID

#165
August 10, 2009, 10:24:46 AM
How did that come about? Where did you get the receipt for 2.4 gallons?
2005 S2R800
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Bick

#166
August 10, 2009, 10:44:18 AM
Quote from: NAKID on August 10, 2009, 10:24:46 AM
How did that come about? Where did you get the receipt for 2.4 gallons?

Filling up yesterday, leaving Ouray, the clerk was insistant that I was trying to steal gas.

The reciept was for the actual pay at pump purchase.

It would have been magic gas to get 5.5 gal into a Monster.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducatiz

#167
August 10, 2009, 11:29:34 AM
Quote from: Bick on August 10, 2009, 10:44:18 AM
Filling up yesterday, leaving Ouray, the clerk was insistant that I was trying to steal gas.

The reciept was for the actual pay at pump purchase.

It would have been magic gas to get 5.5 gal into a Monster.


come on, give the whole story!

so how did this situation resolve?  i am curious their reply when you point out the tank won't hold but about half that much!
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Porsche Monkey

#168
August 10, 2009, 11:38:59 AM
 [popcorn]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
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Pakhan

#169
August 10, 2009, 11:39:35 AM
I put axle grease under my friend's driver side door handle and slipped paper towels through the window to clean up afterwords.  It was fantastic, she vowed revenge  [evil]
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Popeye the Sailor

#170
August 10, 2009, 05:04:02 PM
I steal pens. I take them from anyone who has one. If I get it, you're never seeing it again-I have 'em from my mortgage broker, my realtor, the title company, work, all my friends, people who loaned me a pen in a meeting. I can't help it.



I have a drawer full of them at work.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

somegirl

#171
August 10, 2009, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 10, 2009, 05:04:02 PM
I steal pens. I take them from anyone who has one. If I get it, you're never seeing it again-I have 'em from my mortgage broker, my realtor, the title company, work, all my friends, people who loaned me a pen in a meeting. I can't help it.



I have a drawer full of them at work.

Yet from me you steal tools instead. [roll]
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GAAN

#172
August 10, 2009, 05:13:13 PM
Quote from: somegirl on August 10, 2009, 05:07:54 PM
Yet from me you steal tools instead. [roll]

You guys are married

it's not stealing anymore

its misplacing or losing

Bick

#173
August 10, 2009, 05:18:11 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 10, 2009, 05:04:02 PM
I steal pens. I take them from anyone who has one. If I get it, you're never seeing it again-I have 'em from my mortgage broker, my realtor, the title company, work, all my friends, people who loaned me a pen in a meeting. I can't help it.



I have a drawer full of them at work.

None of those count as stealing pens.  If you have to cut a chain to take it, then it might be.

(Gotta go lock up my montblancs now.)
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Popeye the Sailor

#174
August 10, 2009, 05:18:38 PM
Quote from: Eeyore on August 10, 2009, 05:13:13 PM
You guys are married

it's not stealing anymore

its misplacing or losing

Truth.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

JBubble

#175
August 10, 2009, 05:23:12 PM
Quote from: Eeyore on August 10, 2009, 05:13:13 PM
You guys are married

it's not stealing anymore

its misplacing or losing

So you misplace/lose the beers I buy for myself?  :P

somegirl

#176
August 10, 2009, 05:28:40 PM
Quote from: Eeyore on August 10, 2009, 05:13:13 PM
You guys are married

it's not stealing anymore

its misplacing or losing

Quote from: MrIncredible on August 10, 2009, 05:18:38 PM
Truth.

So it would be ok if one day I misplaced the Chrysler? [coffee]
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Porsche Monkey

#177
August 10, 2009, 05:34:59 PM
Quote from: somegirl on August 10, 2009, 05:28:40 PM
So it would be ok if one day I misplaced the Chrysler? [coffee]


Of course. Its a Chrysler.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
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Popeye the Sailor

#178
August 10, 2009, 05:44:19 PM
Quote from: somegirl on August 10, 2009, 05:28:40 PM
So it would be ok if one day I misplaced the Chrysler? [coffee]

It's too big to misplace  [cheeky]

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducatiz

#179
August 10, 2009, 05:46:04 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 10, 2009, 05:04:02 PM
I steal pens. I take them from anyone who has one. If I get it, you're never seeing it again-I have 'em from my mortgage broker, my realtor, the title company, work, all my friends, people who loaned me a pen in a meeting. I can't help it.

that's not stealing.  for most of those you listed, they advertise with pens, so you are an advertising enabler.  fie on you.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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