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« Reply #165 on: August 10, 2009, 09:24:46 AM »
How did that come about? Where did you get the receipt for 2.4 gallons?
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« Reply #166 on: August 10, 2009, 09:44:18 AM »
Quote from: NAKID on August 10, 2009, 09:24:46 AM
How did that come about? Where did you get the receipt for 2.4 gallons?

Filling up yesterday, leaving Ouray, the clerk was insistant that I was trying to steal gas.

The reciept was for the actual pay at pump purchase.

It would have been magic gas to get 5.5 gal into a Monster.
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« Reply #167 on: August 10, 2009, 10:29:34 AM »
Quote from: Bick on August 10, 2009, 09:44:18 AM
Filling up yesterday, leaving Ouray, the clerk was insistant that I was trying to steal gas.

The reciept was for the actual pay at pump purchase.

It would have been magic gas to get 5.5 gal into a Monster.


come on, give the whole story!

so how did this situation resolve?  i am curious their reply when you point out the tank won't hold but about half that much!
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« Reply #168 on: August 10, 2009, 10:38:59 AM »
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« Reply #169 on: August 10, 2009, 10:39:35 AM »
I put axle grease under my friend's driver side door handle and slipped paper towels through the window to clean up afterwords.  It was fantastic, she vowed revenge  Evil
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« Reply #170 on: August 10, 2009, 04:04:02 PM »
I steal pens. I take them from anyone who has one. If I get it, you're never seeing it again-I have 'em from my mortgage broker, my realtor, the title company, work, all my friends, people who loaned me a pen in a meeting. I can't help it.



I have a drawer full of them at work.
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« Reply #171 on: August 10, 2009, 04:07:54 PM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 10, 2009, 04:04:02 PM
I steal pens. I take them from anyone who has one. If I get it, you're never seeing it again-I have 'em from my mortgage broker, my realtor, the title company, work, all my friends, people who loaned me a pen in a meeting. I can't help it.



I have a drawer full of them at work.

Yet from me you steal tools instead. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #172 on: August 10, 2009, 04:13:13 PM »
Quote from: somegirl on August 10, 2009, 04:07:54 PM
Yet from me you steal tools instead. Roll Eyes

You guys are married

it's not stealing anymore

its misplacing or losing
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« Reply #173 on: August 10, 2009, 04:18:11 PM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 10, 2009, 04:04:02 PM
I steal pens. I take them from anyone who has one. If I get it, you're never seeing it again-I have 'em from my mortgage broker, my realtor, the title company, work, all my friends, people who loaned me a pen in a meeting. I can't help it.



I have a drawer full of them at work.

None of those count as stealing pens.  If you have to cut a chain to take it, then it might be.

(Gotta go lock up my montblancs now.)
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« Reply #174 on: August 10, 2009, 04:18:38 PM »
Quote from: Eeyore on August 10, 2009, 04:13:13 PM
You guys are married

it's not stealing anymore

its misplacing or losing

Truth.
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« Reply #175 on: August 10, 2009, 04:23:12 PM »
Quote from: Eeyore on August 10, 2009, 04:13:13 PM
You guys are married

it's not stealing anymore

its misplacing or losing

So you misplace/lose the beers I buy for myself?  Tongue
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« Reply #176 on: August 10, 2009, 04:28:40 PM »
Quote from: Eeyore on August 10, 2009, 04:13:13 PM
You guys are married

it's not stealing anymore

its misplacing or losing

Quote from: MrIncredible on August 10, 2009, 04:18:38 PM
Truth.

So it would be ok if one day I misplaced the Chrysler? coffee
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« Reply #177 on: August 10, 2009, 04:34:59 PM »
Quote from: somegirl on August 10, 2009, 04:28:40 PM
So it would be ok if one day I misplaced the Chrysler? coffee


Of course. Its a Chrysler.
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« Reply #178 on: August 10, 2009, 04:44:19 PM »
Quote from: somegirl on August 10, 2009, 04:28:40 PM
So it would be ok if one day I misplaced the Chrysler? coffee

It's too big to misplace  cheeky
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« Reply #179 on: August 10, 2009, 04:46:04 PM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 10, 2009, 04:04:02 PM
I steal pens. I take them from anyone who has one. If I get it, you're never seeing it again-I have 'em from my mortgage broker, my realtor, the title company, work, all my friends, people who loaned me a pen in a meeting. I can't help it.

that's not stealing.  for most of those you listed, they advertise with pens, so you are an advertising enabler.  fie on you.
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