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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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Reply #165 on:
August 10, 2009, 09:24:46 AM »
How did that come about? Where did you get the receipt for 2.4 gallons?
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Quote from: NAKID on August 10, 2009, 09:24:46 AM
How did that come about? Where did you get the receipt for 2.4 gallons?
Filling up yesterday, leaving Ouray, the clerk was insistant that I was trying to steal gas.
The reciept was for the actual pay at pump purchase.
It would have been magic gas to get 5.5 gal into a Monster.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
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August 10, 2009, 10:29:34 AM »
Quote from: Bick on August 10, 2009, 09:44:18 AM
Filling up yesterday, leaving Ouray, the clerk was insistant that I was trying to steal gas.
The reciept was for the actual pay at pump purchase.
It would have been magic gas to get 5.5 gal into a Monster.
come on, give the whole story!
so how did this situation resolve? i am curious their reply when you point out the tank won't hold but about half that much!
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August 10, 2009, 10:39:35 AM »
I put axle grease under my friend's driver side door handle and slipped paper towels through the window to clean up afterwords. It was fantastic, she vowed revenge
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August 10, 2009, 04:04:02 PM »
I steal pens. I take them from anyone who has one. If I get it, you're never seeing it again-I have 'em from my mortgage broker, my realtor, the title company, work, all my friends, people who loaned me a pen in a meeting. I can't help it.
I have a drawer full of them at work.
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Quote from: MrIncredible on August 10, 2009, 04:04:02 PM
I steal pens. I take them from anyone who has one. If I get it, you're never seeing it again-I have 'em from my mortgage broker, my realtor, the title company, work, all my friends, people who loaned me a pen in a meeting. I can't help it.
I have a drawer full of them at work.
Yet from me you steal tools instead.
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August 10, 2009, 04:13:13 PM »
Quote from: somegirl on August 10, 2009, 04:07:54 PM
Yet from me you steal tools instead.
You guys are married
it's not stealing anymore
its misplacing or losing
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August 10, 2009, 04:18:11 PM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 10, 2009, 04:04:02 PM
I steal pens. I take them from anyone who has one. If I get it, you're never seeing it again-I have 'em from my mortgage broker, my realtor, the title company, work, all my friends, people who loaned me a pen in a meeting. I can't help it.
I have a drawer full of them at work.
None of those count as stealing pens. If you have to cut a chain to take it, then it might be.
(Gotta go lock up my montblancs now.)
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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August 10, 2009, 04:18:38 PM »
Quote from: Eeyore on August 10, 2009, 04:13:13 PM
You guys are married
it's not stealing anymore
its misplacing or losing
Truth.
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August 10, 2009, 04:23:12 PM »
Quote from: Eeyore on August 10, 2009, 04:13:13 PM
You guys are married
it's not stealing anymore
its misplacing or losing
So you misplace/lose the beers I buy for myself?
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August 10, 2009, 04:28:40 PM »
Quote from: Eeyore on August 10, 2009, 04:13:13 PM
You guys are married
it's not stealing anymore
its misplacing or losing
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 10, 2009, 04:18:38 PM
Truth.
So it would be ok if one day I misplaced the Chrysler?
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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August 10, 2009, 04:34:59 PM »
Quote from: somegirl on August 10, 2009, 04:28:40 PM
So it would be ok if one day I misplaced the Chrysler?
Of course. Its a Chrysler.
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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August 10, 2009, 04:44:19 PM »
Quote from: somegirl on August 10, 2009, 04:28:40 PM
So it would be ok if one day I misplaced the Chrysler?
It's too big to misplace
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Re: Closet Internet Confessions
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August 10, 2009, 04:46:04 PM »
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 10, 2009, 04:04:02 PM
I steal pens. I take them from anyone who has one. If I get it, you're never seeing it again-I have 'em from my mortgage broker, my realtor, the title company, work, all my friends, people who loaned me a pen in a meeting. I can't help it.
that's not stealing. for most of those you listed, they advertise with pens, so you are an advertising enabler. fie on you.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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