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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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January 23, 2011, 05:02:15 AM »
And a good morning to you sir.
Please get some rest so we can get an update on this one
I'm happy to be awake and functioning after discovering vodka and apple juice is deliciously deadly.
I actually feel fantastic so this could be a new thing for me
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Tonight there shall be State of the Union Drinking Game.
I'll be checking in here later, if I remember.
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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Thank you for bringing this thread to my attention.
~3 hours of sleep last night + 2 mile run + post-workout shower beers = I'm passing out early tonight.
Also: tired + booze = make the beast with two backsed up.
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Quote from: Buckethead on January 25, 2011, 04:43:38 PM
Thank you for bringing this thread to my attention.
~3 hours of sleep last night + 2 mile run + post-workout shower beers = I'm passing out early tonight.
Also: tired + booze = make the beast with two backsed up.
Sounds like a well thought out plan to me. I am kinda winging it. Few beers to clean the fridge before heading to sea.
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Roommate still got that kegerator?
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
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Quote from: Buckethead on January 25, 2011, 04:43:38 PM
Thank you for bringing this thread to my attention.
~3 hours of sleep last night + 2 mile run + post-workout shower beers = I'm passing out early tonight.
Also: tired + booze = make the beast with two backsed up.
tired + booze = make the beast with two backsed up.
> > > Wrong this equation equals to 'Deeper relaxtation and f$%# up next morning with out recolection of what da f*&^% happend last night ...
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Quote from: Buckethead on January 08, 2011, 10:17:25 PM
I was out with some friends today. We stopped by Costco and I saw "Blue Agave Sweetener." I couldn't help but think of all the delicious tequila that could have been, but was instead destined for a "low glycemic index sweetener."
Maybe I should rescue some bottles and use them as a home-brew extract base...
Agave syrup (blue agave sweetner) is a fantastic sugar to use for margaritas.........much better than bar sugar or sucrose based syrup. I always make sure to have a bottle of it in my liquor cabnet
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Quote from: pitbull on January 25, 2011, 06:12:15 PM
Agave syrup (blue agave sweetner) is a fantastic sugar to use for margaritas.........much better than bar sugar or sucrose based syrup. I always make sure to have a bottle of it in my liquor cabnet
I'll have it mind for next month's alcohol run ...
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Quote from: Buckethead on January 25, 2011, 06:03:36 PM
Roommate still got that kegerator?
Yep, killed a keg of Smithwicks over the weekend. Didn't want it hanging around while we were gone. The debate not is should we get another one for then next time we are in for about 10 days.
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Quote from: XJDAVE on January 25, 2011, 06:19:16 PM
The debate not is should we get another one for then next time we are in for about 10 days.
Have one on order, in the distributor's fridge. Give him a range of days you may or may not be back, and tell him to keep hone handy for those dates.
If he has issues with that, he's not worth dealing with.
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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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We deal with the base liquor store. Much cheaper and they are very accommodating.
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Evening.
Lucid, it is strong.
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State of the Union drinking game took 5.5 beers.
I've barely eaten today, so I have a decent buzz.
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I'm not totally drunk yet... but I'm damn determined to get there tonight.
I cannot be held accountable for any posts that come later tonight.
That is all.
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Re: The DMF officiel "I'm druunk" threed....
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i have decided that tonight will be a "i'm getting blasted" night. i realized our wine population was far too high so i called it out and am currently doing battle with a bottle of merlot. i have already dealt the death blow to a shiraz.
and i'm drinking it out of my devil goblet.
Quote from: zarn02 on January 25, 2011, 07:24:42 PM
State of the Union drinking game took 5.5 beers.
I've barely eaten today, so I have a decent buzz.
rules please...
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