The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself threed....

Started by Duck-Stew, May 06, 2008, 04:17:23 PM

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Oldfisti

And a good morning to you sir.

Please get some rest so we can get an update on this one   [popcorn]


I'm happy to be awake and functioning after discovering vodka and apple juice is deliciously deadly.

I actually feel fantastic so this could be a new thing for me [drink]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

zarn02

Tonight there shall be State of the Union Drinking Game. [drink]

I'll be checking in here later, if I remember.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Buckethead

Thank you for bringing this thread to my attention.

~3 hours of sleep last night + 2 mile run + post-workout shower beers = I'm passing out early tonight.

Also: tired + booze = make the beast with two backsed up.  [thumbsup]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

CMDRDAVE

Quote from: Buckethead on January 25, 2011, 04:43:38 PM
Thank you for bringing this thread to my attention.

~3 hours of sleep last night + 2 mile run + post-workout shower beers = I'm passing out early tonight.

Also: tired + booze = make the beast with two backsed up.  [thumbsup]

Sounds like a well thought out plan to me.  I am kinda winging it.  Few beers to clean the fridge before heading to sea.
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Buckethead

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

DarkMonster620

Quote from: Buckethead on January 25, 2011, 04:43:38 PM
Thank you for bringing this thread to my attention.

~3 hours of sleep last night + 2 mile run + post-workout shower beers = I'm passing out early tonight.

Also: tired + booze = make the beast with two backsed up.  [thumbsup]

tired + booze = make the beast with two backsed up. > > > Wrong this equation equals to 'Deeper relaxtation and f$%# up next morning with out recolection of what da f*&^% happend last night ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

pitbull

Quote from: Buckethead on January 08, 2011, 10:17:25 PM
I was out with some friends today. We stopped by Costco and I saw "Blue Agave Sweetener." I couldn't help but think of all the delicious tequila that could have been, but was instead destined for a "low glycemic index sweetener."

:'(

Maybe I should rescue some bottles and use them as a home-brew extract base...

[coffee]

Agave syrup (blue agave sweetner) is a fantastic sugar to use for margaritas.........much better than bar sugar or sucrose based syrup. I always make sure to have a bottle of it in my liquor cabnet
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DarkMonster620

Quote from: pitbull on January 25, 2011, 06:12:15 PM
Agave syrup (blue agave sweetner) is a fantastic sugar to use for margaritas.........much better than bar sugar or sucrose based syrup. I always make sure to have a bottle of it in my liquor cabnet

I'll have it mind for next month's alcohol run ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

CMDRDAVE

Quote from: Buckethead on January 25, 2011, 06:03:36 PM
Roommate still got that kegerator?

Yep, killed a keg of Smithwicks over the weekend.  Didn't want it hanging around while we were gone.  The debate not is should we get another one for then next time we are in for about 10 days.
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Buckethead

Quote from: XJDAVE on January 25, 2011, 06:19:16 PM
The debate not is should we get another one for then next time we are in for about 10 days.

Have one on order, in the distributor's fridge. Give him a range of days you may or may not be back, and tell him to keep hone handy for those dates.

If he has issues with that, he's not worth dealing with.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

CMDRDAVE

We deal with the base liquor store. Much cheaper and they are very accommodating.
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the_Journeyman

Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

zarn02

State of the Union drinking game took 5.5 beers.

I've barely eaten today, so I have a decent buzz.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Punx Clever

I'm not totally drunk yet... but I'm damn determined to get there tonight.

I cannot be held accountable for any posts that come later tonight.

That is all.
[thumbsup] [drink] [beer] [drink] [clap] [thumbsup] [drink]
2008 S2R 1000 - Archangel

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.  - HST

KnightofNi

i have decided that tonight will be a "i'm getting blasted" night. i realized our wine population was far too high so i called it out and am currently doing battle with a bottle of merlot. i have already dealt the death blow to a shiraz.


and i'm drinking it out of my devil goblet.


Quote from: zarn02 on January 25, 2011, 07:24:42 PM
State of the Union drinking game took 5.5 beers.

I've barely eaten today, so I have a decent buzz.

rules please...
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)