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I like Hole

out of all the grunge that I grew up on

Courtney Love and Hole is my favorite

 :-[

you can do better than that mom  ;)
i mean hole is not THaT embarrassing...

iz told us all how much he loves abba   [laugh]

me? let's see... oh, here's a dooozie...
when i was little, i loved john denver,
and recently discovered i still do  :-[

I actually like Yamaha`s [thumbsup]

I also like John Denver             :-\

Oh me too

My favorite motorcycle I have ever owned was a '99 YZ400F

Mine were YSR 50, RZ 350 YPVS and the current track bike 2008 R 1 with all the goodies [thumbsup]

I love Harley's

i'm a porn star

Fixed...

Wasn't there a thread last year from a guy who was getting paid under the table and "avoiding" taxes?








He's got you all beat.

yeah, but he wasnt even in the closet about it........proud in fact.

i'm not revealing my secrets on the internets.
i dont' want people i have never met and prob never will making fun of me.  :-[

You can't always get what you want.

ah

mick jagger fan

it's ok

others are as well

i have stayed at home to play world of warcraft instead of riding... on a really nice day...
:/

I love techno! If given the opportunity, I would still go to a rave.

I must have some extra sensory thing that tells me when my good name is being trashed?!   >:(

WTF..if only I could harness the power to sense nails in my path!!



John Denver?!

Seriously Ms. Sunshine-on-my-shoulder, JD outranks ABBA in WTF-closet-confessions.   [cheeky]

 [clap] [laugh]

I cried while watching UP

make the beast with two backs

I haven't seen it yet. My wife says that it will do that to you. She refuses to cry during movies, but this one got her.

It's a really good movie...

I only ride to Starbucks or work.

looks like it's neck and neck and neck with CB, BP and Denver-tini

Gotta give you wankers something to chew on............. ;D

I believe that "Live Through This" was the last Nirvana album (or Kurt Cobain's first solo album) - so in actuality, you may just be a Nirvana fan.  At any rate, that album was really good.  Nothing to confess here, move along..

... THANK YOU! That is a depressing movie! I watched it with my wife and cried like a freakin girl

but she kinda is a girl...isn't SHE?

I was born with three sets of equipment down there.  :-X

You have three feet?

I was flipping through radio stations driving home from work yesterday.


I stopped on a kelly clarkson song....and sang along  :-[

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


On my ride into work this morning........

Nick Lachey came on my ipod and I liked the song........

I like Pink. I have no idea why and will deny it if asked in public.

Since it was three sets wouldn't it make 6 feet, two for every set of legs?

I have driven with my knee.....

+1 Not all of her stuff, but she has quite a few good songs.

I also like a few Jewel songs...not many, but a few. This fact eats at me...much more than the Pink issue.  :-\

 [cheeky]

I think I know why though...I like cute girls with nice voices (as long as they're not singing country).   :P

Dude...

I thought one had to PUT a song on an Ipod [laugh]

that Nick song was no accident

my clutch is too loud.

i lived out west so long........not only can i tolerate country&western.......i even like some of it

Have you been following the progression of my posts in this thread?



See above.

I taught your girlfriend that thing with the tongue you like.


Taught your sister too but we won't go there.  :o

 [thumbsup]

 [clap]

 [popcorn]

 [laugh] [clap]

ps. I am officially confessing my secret passion for old school Neil Diamond.

Yeah, but it's the teaching your own sister part that's got me a little creeped out.

Who told? 








Yeah but you should see my sister.  :o

yeah... but I cried... I'm a guy

oh, and shouldnt this thread be titled "forgive me mother, for i have sinned"....?

has a familiar catch to it, dontcha think?

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

what can i say other than.... it makes me HaPPY!

there is not denying liking JD is... um.... weird.
but this is a confession thread remember? :)

Confessions aside, being pwned by Iz, now that's humiliation.        [laugh]

C'mon now, you don't have to confess liking Neil Diamond... I have yet to meet anyone young or old that doesn't like Neil Diamond.

Okay I confess I don't really have a sister.

You need to get out more often     

 [coffee]

Hell I cry at most Pixar movies.... dam it  >:(

Anyways I really really really like the new Hayabusa... there I said it  [moto]

Not only one "really" but 3?!  :-[

I guess bikerboy takes the cake.

+1

Okay here is another one.

I really like the Movie The Toy with Richard Pryor

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084809/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084809/)

I am actually a 14 year old girl from Latvia :o

That post is pointless with out photos  ;D  I kid I kid

I had my suspicions.  Hey come over here, let me teach you something.  ;D

What, I have already had pole dancing lessons ;D

i have a reading comprehension problem.

i thought you said she cried like a girl. {retard smiley}

PM SENT !!!!!    ;D

I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome
And a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was so dark and rich, like wild BERRIES
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward,
But it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes
That I had never even heard before

.................. Oh, I like Meatloaf.

I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I think Keanu Reeves is a good actor.
I enjoy the music of Kanye West.
I dont like Radiohead.
I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

'Celebrity Skin' is a great CD.  [thumbsup]

I have always had this Strange urge to slam my Genitals in a Car Door

I think about late at night, when it's quiet and no one is around, I look at our car as more than just transport.....

It's made even worse now that I have seen this YouTube video

Condom testing!!!!!!!  :P (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wU4WMK0_gE#lq-hq-vhq)


Does that make me Strange?

when I'm driving in my truck alone, I scan through all of the Pop radio stations hoping to find one playing "Halo" by Beyonce. I freaking love that song.

also, my dog ate my gloves (carbon fiber knuckle protectors and all) and I'm getting too fat for my jacket, so on Monday i took a long ride without my gear...  I'm an ass

I really and truly dislike Nirvana.......but I like Creed.

Also, I got the whiskey runs at work once after a bad night of drinking. (mortified smiley)

I have changed my ENTIRE outfit while driving a car.
Twice.
All the way down to the underwear.
Both cars were manual transmissions too.
Talent?  Yes.  Worth anything?  Hell no.  [thumbsup]

Although a died-in-the-wool Old-school Ford guy, I secretly lust after a '67 Camaro.

I like the new R1 and wouldn't mind owning a CBR600RR.

Ok, that's enough for now... [thumbsup]

I'm sure I'll get booted from the forum for this one......

I hate, H,  A,  T,  E,  hate beer

An intervention may be in order...not for hating Nirvana...but for liking Creed!  [laugh]

someone i know gets bj's from his sister-in-law...

I liked Creed, but Scott Stapp was WAY full of himself. The "new" band with a new lead singer Alter Bridge makes some good music...

<<< I put those cats there.

I just got back from the store where they rung up, but then accidentally deleted the price of my beer.  I didn't correct them.

I really enjoy the television show "So You Think You Can Dance"

i wanted a TL1000 when the first hit the market...

As soon as it was apparent that Lucrece was fine and didn't suffer any damage, the first thought that crossed my mind was: sweet! new bike

I'm a horrible person

I had a '69 and sold it for way too low $.  [bang]

Alright, this is a tough one. I've been to a ...
















Vanilla Ice concert. Be gentle.

My wife hates that I'm on the forum so much. The forum will lead to my divorce.

I'm terrified of anyone ever touching my belly button.

there goes yer dream of be'n this guy.....


(http://world-o-crap.com/poppinfresh.jpg)

he doesn't have a belly button, you maroon.  he was hatched, not born of a womb, sort of like MacDuff.

We all know I am actually Mr. Peanut.

Mr Peanut wears a monocle.

He scares me.

anytime the Britney Spears song womanizer comes on i do the " robot " to the chorus

Yah, Mark Tremonti is pretty fantastic.  Stapp's solo stuff was some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.  What a joke.

in high school, i went to a david lee roth concert, because my girlfriend a the time liked the opening act (Poison).

I drive a ford ute

I'm DB Cooper.

I have a secret love of Kawasaki's and I don't know why  :-[

I race on the road.

I did when I was teen with occassional access to my father's 'vette.

I did it in college with MGA with a Judson super-charger.

I did it in my 30s with a Camaro Z28, H.O. package.

I'm 66 years old.  I still do it on my Monster.

I race on the road.

Share the money with me and I won't tel anyone...

I already spent it.

that was an awful lot to spend with relatively little to show for it.

Hookers and blow?

if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

depends on your definition of relatively little....

and you believe me when I said i spent it all?

This is the confessions thread, why would you lie?

Dude...

It's the internet.

I thought everything on the internet was true...

In that case... ;D

my cousin owns a medical supply company, i can get you one cheap

what species do you want?

Please, do not encourage him.

i don't think they sell human vaginas, but i know they have cow, horse, pig and goat cooters in a jar.

The eww factor of that is just beyond words.

well bp said he's gonna stay home all the time when he gets one

I believe the world would be a better place if Joel never left his house.

Rejoicing in the death of a loved one?!?! FOR SHAME!  >:(

I like my OEM pipes & closed lid better than full Arrow carbons & an open lid..........& I'm not old [cheeky]

The only thing that kept me interested and awake during Harry Potter last night was Emma Watson (Hermione). 

I was actually anxious to see Harry Potter, but disappointed because it left out alot from the book.

Thanks to the limited selection of English programs on Korean TV, I have now seen almost all of 'Sex and the City.'

The ventilation at my work pumps air from our break into the main bathroom (luckily not the other way around). Sometimes when I go to the bathroom I wonder if I'm smelling someone's really good lunch, or if I'm smelling some really good poo. I am confused.

i've seen him live 4 times. they have all been within the past 7 years in local bars.

This thread is starting to get a little sad and a little scary.

says the girl sleeping with Jesus

Hey! a lot of people pride themselves in having let Jesus inside of them and becoming one with Him

 [laugh]

I stalled my bike on the way to work this morning.

that's a bad case of the Monday's.

when i still owned my FJ40,........i was jealous of how available jeep parts were.

and it was your 10 speed too..

I put the baffles BACK IN my tergmis

Ohh the shame :'(

i did that at the track a few weeks ago.
nothing to be ashamed of. it happens to the best of us (i hope)

The girl next door is a Baltimore Ravins Cheerleader. I put my bike out just to hear her ask me "when can I ride?" I think that my wife is catching on though.

must I say it?

If you won't I will.

TTIUWOP

I am staying in the ghetto in Atlanta. I was told not to go out at night. I could use the exitement though.

Atlanta...

Texas...

Is there a difference?

Guess I walked right into that one.  [bang]

:P

Alright, I'm watchin' you, yankee >:(
 
















[laugh]

I'm biting my tongue. ;D

i am the one your mother warned you about

you don't scare me.

sure, when i am almost an hour away.....

 [laugh] i don't think so

I have a wife now. No way in hell im taking that pic. You are always welcome to drop by and have a cold beer while checking her out. For some odd reason she likes to sun-tan with her friends in the driveway.  [thumbsup]

That must be brutal. Be strong my friend.

I just ordered room service in this make the beast with two backsing hotel and ended up paying $22.59 for a make the beast with two backsing hamburger, fries, and glass of water. Wasn't even that good.  [bang]

Oh, take the pic, hide it and save it for later.  It'll be nostalgic.   ;D

Seriously, after you've been married for a while you'll (hopefully) strike a balance where she knows you're a guy and you have boobie radar, and you know she's a woman and you need to try not to piss her off and duck if you do.

My late husband once shared the pics from my cousin's bachelor party with me (after nearly 10 years of marriage & because we shared basically everything with each other).  All I could say to myself was, "Yep, that's my boy!"  Wild party, good times had by all.   :o

Not everybodies wife is as even tempered as you. Maybe mine would be more understanding if I signed her up for yoga classes.

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I once ordered room service in Japan and paid over $60 (well my company did) for a plate of steamed vegetables that I had to throw out because it had butter on it, despite their assurances beforehand that it would be plain.  :P

After seeing one up close and personal yesterday, I think I want a Buell 1125CR (pics don't do them justice, IMO).

I saw one in a dealership yesterday, myself. You're right, they look better in person.

Still look goofy, though. :P

I have seen one too.  Interesting bike that doesn't look half bad. If I was to stray from the Ducati brand it would be a 675 limited edition though.

Yeah, I liked it. Quite a bit. A little quirky in appearance but nothing like pictures seem to indicate. 146 HP doesn't hurt either.

That would end with death to ducrider45. I got caught looking once; Holly crap was that bad. and the 21yo NFL cheerleader knows I was looking too. She always has to bend over and show her stuff every time I pull up to the house. She always has on a short skirt or summer dress with nothing under it. Its so bad that when my wife is around I just call it out before it happens. " hey look at the Cheerleader girly parts" It is nice to see, but not so good for the home life. [evil]

So, are you HAPPILY married? [laugh]

Where do you live ducrider? Beers on the front porch tonight?  I'm buying.

 [laugh] [laugh] [thumbsup]

She threw a party last summer and I got invited. Several of the other girls showed up and a few of the players (I thought that they were not allowed to date). At the last second my wife said that she did not want to go. I walked next door and had a great time. I think that this is what started the issue.

My wife seems to understand this point.  We've been working a folk dance festival the last 10 days.  Lots of scantily clad women walking around.  I got reminded I was "boob gazing" not because it pissed her off but because I was being obvious  [laugh]  We also people watch.  The most common phrase between us at the late night parties was "there's Miss Shorty-shorts."


Jim Steinman penned & recorded that prior to Marvin recording that on the Bat II album.  It was originally titled "Love & Death of an American Guitar" IIRC.  Ok, there's my confession, the fact I know that much about Meatloaf & Steiman could possibly be embarrassing.

Jim Steinman - The Storm / Guitar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIu1BZC0zTg#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

JM

he reminds me of the hermit rant starting at 0:52

Hermit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-isGzfYUZ4#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

Well it is a bit odd in my case. If I get cought looking at a hot girl at the mall I never hear the end of it. But lets say that the same hot girl is observed doing some activity such as working out or even yard work; my wife will point her out. She wouls say " hey look at the ass on that girl" or " did you see how nice her body was". I dont get it.

to which you always reply " huh where ? "

Or, "I'm sorry babe. I wasn't paying attention. What did you say about a threesome?"  ;D Then again, that might not turn out well.
I for one have my wife on record saying that she would like to have Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel join us. Although, she didn't use language that was that polite. I kinda got excited.  [evil]

Your wife has great taste!

The latest confession is that I am hooked on the "Mafia Wars" game on Facebook.

I'm dig'n on farmville right now  [laugh]

I am a very bad, bad person.

I attempted to drive-off yesterday.

After filling my S2R with 5.5 gallons, I started to leave, but was caught.  I tried to claim that I paid by showing the clerk a reciept for 2.4 gallons.

How did that come about? Where did you get the receipt for 2.4 gallons?

Filling up yesterday, leaving Ouray, the clerk was insistant that I was trying to steal gas.

The reciept was for the actual pay at pump purchase.

It would have been magic gas to get 5.5 gal into a Monster.

come on, give the whole story!

so how did this situation resolve?  i am curious their reply when you point out the tank won't hold but about half that much!

 [popcorn]

I put axle grease under my friend's driver side door handle and slipped paper towels through the window to clean up afterwords.  It was fantastic, she vowed revenge  [evil]

I steal pens. I take them from anyone who has one. If I get it, you're never seeing it again-I have 'em from my mortgage broker, my realtor, the title company, work, all my friends, people who loaned me a pen in a meeting. I can't help it.



I have a drawer full of them at work.

Yet from me you steal tools instead. [roll]

You guys are married

it's not stealing anymore

its misplacing or losing

None of those count as stealing pens.  If you have to cut a chain to take it, then it might be.

(Gotta go lock up my montblancs now.)

Truth.

So you misplace/lose the beers I buy for myself?  :P

So it would be ok if one day I misplaced the Chrysler? [coffee]

Of course. Its a Chrysler.

It's too big to misplace  [cheeky]

that's not stealing.  for most of those you listed, they advertise with pens, so you are an advertising enabler.  fie on you.

Get away from my pens, shyster.

i'll send you some, i advertise my legal services on them.. :D

Won't do you any good if they end up in the huge pile in his desk drawer. :P

most of them do and then i get a call when ppl are freaking out about something and digging thru their belongings

of course, last time that happened, i had left that firm.. rofl.

today I understand roadrage

as I approached the little town of sandy at the first light

a gold and white '68-'72 chev pickup approches the light on my right

he looks right at me

and then blows the light

coming into my right front tire and rock slider

as I crank the wheel to the left as hard as I can I cut off the guy on my left and jump the center divider...thank whomever there were no people sice it is a bus stop

I come down off the center island continue on my merry way in shock

WTF!!! he looked right at me

and just blew a red and now he's just driving along

I slow down to talk with this guy and he slows down, won't come abreat of me

so I stop

he hits the gas, puts on sunglasses and shifts his phone so he can roll up the window

he won't look over

won't even acknowledge me

so I speed up and pace him start honking like an asshole and play the speed up/slowdown game

he still refuses to even glance at me

shit like this has never angered me before but I'm still pissed and it was 2hrs ago now.

all I wanted to do was anchor my rig in front of his and yank him out his window ( I now question this as he was a big corn fed redneck)

but holy shit zen just went right out the window

I got his plate number since he wasn't stoppong and stopped to inspect my rig and call the police

No damage, tire was barely scuffed and what I thought was him hitting my rock slider was my swaybar QD popping loose.

so now I get roadrage, jesus christ I still want to kill that mothermake the beast with two backser 

Justified, totally. Did you at least call the police? At a minimum, he ran a red light and committed a hit and run.  You also have to question WHY he ran the red. Was he drunk? On drugs? Who knows...

Breathe. I'm glad you're not hurt, but could you let me know next time before I read it on the internet?  ;)


Yeah, he called the cops, third line from the end. If he's local, we'll more than likely run into him again.  :-\

Ahh, I read that he wasn't calling the police...

i think your karma/zen is safe........dont think that was road rage.
it was a reaction to the absurd situation you found yourself in.
and adrenalin.....lots of it.
steal another of JB's beers and consider the luck you had today.

I think your safe jackass ;D  that's not really road rage. My buddy has it bad. If I go for a ride with him it is guaranteed something will happen. Even if its another car getting cut off he takes offence to it. I'm waiting for someone to go after him.  Maybe then he will learn.

i'm listening to house music and i really miss my club kid days.

i still have the shiny shirts and tight pleather pants in my closet (they won't come close to fitting me anymore, but i still have them)

i first read that as "skirts" and was like "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?"

it's called a kilt....


 ;D

I see this as a positive thing, afterall...

"One that does not know history is destine to repeat it."

(I confess, I do still have that white linen jacket hanging in the back of my closet.)

I was feeling old this morning.

I busted out my high school mix tapes today (and recorded them to mp3 CDs)


I listened to crappy audio quality Operation Ivy on my way to work this morning FTW  [thumbsup]